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How many times have you heard: “OMG, this weather is so bipolar” or “Jeez, my boss is a total schizo“? If you’re an active member in this society then, I imagine you’ve heard similar, if not the same, sentiments quite a lot. Maybe you are even guilty of saying those things yourself; I know I am. What I’m alluding to is the problem that the names of legitimate mental disorders have been morphed into descriptors for people and things…
Read MoreOne of the banes of my existence is the dentist. Holler if you hear me in the back! It’s a noise thing. Surprisingly, the traumatizing sounds of drilling in my face never did it for me. Beside that, the fact that I can’t unhinge my jaw like a python causing it to hurt after 5 minutes of maximum stretch capacity and the insistence that I participate in a conversation with a tube that’s sucking the side of my cheek…
Read MoreWhat makes something a classic? According to it’s definition, in order for something to be considered a classic it is judged over a period of time to be of the highest quality and outstanding of its kind. Ha! No surprise Boulder Blimp fits that definition perfectly! Nonetheless, I digress. I actually want to talk about our classic Hot Air Balloon Shaped Inflatables, not gloat. Nobody likes a braggart. Believe me, I’m working on it. It’s on my long list of…
Read MoreOne of the most exciting days for any young person is the day they move out of the nest and into college party dorm life. Am I right? Of course, I am! Freedom and visions of omitting the truth of your class attendance to your parents never tasted so sweet. There’s a fine line between excitement and anxiety, however. So, how DO you quell the fears of incoming freshman and their blubbering parents? CU Denver knew exactly what to do:…
Read MoreDid you know that the U.S. distilled spirits market is the second most valuable in the world? How about that 2018 marks the eighth consecutive year of market share gains for the the industry? No? It’s certainly an exciting time for hard alcohol when you also hear that, “American spirits, particularly whiskeys, are the toast of the global cocktail scene.” No matter what you think of them, you can thank Millennials for that. Everyone knows hipsters love their…
Read More“Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.” – Francis of Assisi Autism. You’ve heard it before. With the prevalence jumping to every 1 in 59 births this year, chances are you also know someone that’s living with it. In fact, you may know a boy living with autism since they are, shockingly, four times more likely to be diagnosed than girls. Autism is a complex developmental disability that, frustratingly, has…
Read MoreIf you were thinking about purchasing an inflatable but are still on the fence about it, let me help you decide. Don’t worry “assistant” is in my official title; it’s what I do. 1. Inflatable advertising is COST-EFFECTIVE. Traditional marketing schemes involve print advertisements or TV/radio commercials. Let’s face it, billboards and flyers are expensive and extremely short-lived, sometimes right out of the gate. How many of those flyers actually, not only make it to your target audience,…
Read MoreDo you know what America’s favorite pastime is? If you said baseball – EHHH! Wrong! Maybe back in the day but, our tastes have certainly evolved since then. I’m sorry to burst your apple-pie-filled bubble folks but it’s drinking beer! Hey, I don’t make this stuff up. According to this article, Americans consumed 6.3 BILLION gallons of beer last year – 43 gallons each in NH! I’ll wait while that sinks into your bloodstream. By the way, New Hampshire,…
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